Hellspawn Chickens (Commerical)

Hello,Hola,guten tag or mogen, welcome to the Back ally petshop.Today our deal is on chickens. The chickens at not a scam creature emporium are 100% egg producing beasts and can protect your family from fifty robbers. All they need is pure spring water and a mixture of seeds and alive ferrets. If you don't feed them expect your car to be only a few tires, half your family to be missing their eyes and at least one person dead. So feed them nightly or else. The eggs the produce aren't edible and hatch 1 hour after being layed. So get plenty of ferrets and seeds. Once hatched the chicks quickly mature and hunt down the first thing they see. Then they lay more eggs. Don't even think of making food out of them. Their heads grow back the second after they are cut. That's not all the head that was chopped off grows another chicken. Their enclosure shoudle be a chorium cage the only metal they can't break when it is a square or rectangle. So come buy one of hellspawn chickens at back ally pet shop.