Island made of wooden rafts (Commercial)

Hello ladies and gentlemen. This is an advertisement for the island made of wooden rafts. Here at wooden raft island there is building wooden rafts, getting tied and nailed down to woodem rafts, and surviving sharks. Due to the shark infestion there is also feeding people to the sharks and repairing rafts from shark attacks. The island has amazing food like fried wooden board,dead fish soup, Definately not human flesh with shark fin soup, and toxic starfish sandwhich. Don't forget the drinks like sea water, the tears of the innocent, and the blood of innocent. So enjoy your stay at island made wooden rafts. But wait there's more you can also go to wooden raft island 2 where everything is the same but now there oyster that eat people, clams that eat people and the wooden raft mafia circus featuring jellyfish that are made of uranium. But wait you can also buy a wooden raft with wooden raft insurance for only 25 dollars a week. So the trip to island made of wooden rafts is 800 dollars, the trip to wooden raft island 2 is 700 dollars and a wooden raft is 50 dollars and wooden raft insurance is 25 dollars a week. But buy all and it's 800 dollars. First week is on island made lsland of wooden rafts and the second is wooden raft 2. Both come with a wooden raft and wooden raft insurance