The Best Toothpaste (Commericals)

Hello, this is toothpaste. It comes in five flavors. Sand,strawberry kiwi (each purchase comes with one),bacon,pineapple,and apple. Brush your teeth twice and each time our toothpaste encases your teeth and makes them as strong has an entire football team. They can't even get dirty after the first time the teeth are brushed. In seven weak your teeth would be as bright as the sun and no cavities will ever appear aslong as you live. Any cavities that were there the first are gone just in 3 days. You can also use to polish the shell of your pet crab. It can even be used to brush the teeth of any animal. Doing the same effects on dogs and cats as it does humans. It can also be used to polish a car. Our toothpaste is recommened by 15/10 dentist, 100/100 by crab like beings living in the pocket dimension of infinite crustaceans,and 10/11 veterinarians. So come buy our perfect toothpaste that can make anyone's smile like a smile of the gods