Very Safe vaccine (Commerical)

Very safe vaccine is totally safe and instantly cures any sickness. Any diease any person,but it will give swine flu and other side effects. Other side effects include exetreme drowsiness, hair to fall out, one to all four limbs falling off, images of crab like beings that live in the hole of infinite crustaceans, happily living life and not noticing the side effects, become a plant magnet,having the urge to build a chicken powered nuclear reactor,and swarms of bees clinging to the body. So come and get this totally safe vaccine.