Defiantly not a scam island (Commercial)

All aboard the uss boomer. Heading for definately not a scam island. Where you will definately not be abannedoned and everything you own sold off to other people. Other activities include writing messanges in a bottle, surving the spinning monkeys of doom, hunting/fishing and gathering, and the famous nightly sacrifise to crab like being living in the hole of infinite crustaceans. Go sight seeing at places like the jungle of giant flesh eating bees, Scary penguin cave,death beam lake,and the swamp of exetremly toxic frogs. So enjoy your stay on the uss boomer and definately not a scam island, only your entire life savings.