I am a crab

I am a crab. A happy crab. The most happiest crab ever. Nobody is happier than me. Nobody but that damn tom. Tom is just the worst. He is way to happy. Tom is jut jealous at how happy of a crab I am. I have insurance on my shell. I have a happy life living outside the exit of the Colorado river. Living by a rock in the gulf of California. Nobody ,but tom, is happier than me. I need to get revenge on Tom for being happier than me. So I begin by betting his speedruns record in his favorite video games. Five weeks later he thanks me and then takes his spot back. So I cut off the electricity and destroy most of house. He is thankful. I'm starting to be not that happy of a crab. So I start a fire in his yard. The fire continues for five days causing 5 thousand dollars in damage. He builds a garden even more beautiful than his old yard. So I continue trying to make him no longer happy. I am an angry crab. Angry crab is me. So I destroy his house, ruin most of his life. He is happy though out the 5 years I try. Then one night, on the sixth year I was trying to make Miserable. It happened. He had died. So type of disease. I was happy once again for an hour. Happy crab for an hour. After that hour I became sad. Before trying to ruin Tom he was my best friend. My father. The person who raised me. So to over come this sadness I did what he would do. Make others happy. I am a crab. A crab who has many regrets. A crab who now follows in the foot steps of Tom Crabington. A happy crab.